Good Little Kitty - Funny Pet Jokes, Humor, Music Comedy!

A monster went to the doctor with a branch ____growing out of his head.__"Hmmm," said the doctor. "I've no idea __what it is." __The next week the branch was covered in leaves and __blossom. __"I'm stumped," said the doctor, "but you can try taking these ____pills." __When the monster came back a month later the branch had __grown into a __tree, and just a few weeks later he developed a small __pond, surrounded by __trees and bushes, all of them on top of his __head. __"Ah!" said the doctor, "I know what it is. You've got a beauty ____spot."

Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and ____fat and ugly?__Boyfriend: Of course I do !

Last night I dreamt I was __dancing with the __most beautiful girl in the world__What was I wearing ?

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Good Little Kitty - Funny Pet Jokes, Humor, Music Comedy!

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