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How many biologists does __it take to __change a light bulb?__Four. One to change it and three to write the __environmental-impact __statement.

A wildlife biologist is working in the __woods, __miles from the nearest town. He's camped alone with his dog and __cat as __his companions. Suddenly, an old gentleman carrying a small __limp dog, __franticly runs into his camp. __"Please, please help __me! I think something has happened to Willie. Our __Winnebago is parked __just around the bend and we've seen you camped __here. We didn't __know what to do. We thought of you because we had seen __all this __scientific equipment laying around here. Can you help him?"__" Sir, I'm __not a vet, I'm a wildlife biologist," the young __biologist told the __worried man.__"Can you please just have a look at him, I'll pay you __anything you __need. I just need to know. If he's still alive, maybe __I can rush him __into town."__"Ok, put him here on the table." The __young biologist looks the limp __dog over, but its plain that the dog __is dead,, no pulse or signs of __breathing.____"I'm sorry__ sir, but I'm afraid poor Willie is dead." __"No, I can't believe __that..... It can't be true...are you sure?"__"Yes, I'm quite __sure."__"I just can't believe that....With all this equipment, isn't __there __something you can do? I must be absolutely sure."__The __biologist called his big yellow cat over to the table. The cat __walked __around the dead dog, occasionally sniffing at the carcass. He then __looks __up at the biologist and let out a few weak meows.__"Well, the cat say __he's dead. Does that assure you?"__"No, I need more than that...Do __you have anything else?"__The biologist calls over his big black dog. __The dog circles the body a __few times, sniffing it every now and __then. After a few moments, the dog __barks at the biologist.__"Well, __now the dog says he's dead. That's all I can do for you ____sir."__"OK, well I guess its true. I'll take him back and bury him...How ____much do I owe you?"__"It'll be $650 bucks." The biologist tells__ the old man.__"What??", replied the old man, "How can you charge __that much??!!"__"Well sir, I could have told you he was dead for only a __dollar, but __you're the one that insisted on the cat scan and the __lab tests!"

Do molecular biologists __wear designer __genes?

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