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There were these two Engineers who decided ____they would go moose hunting in the backwoods of British Columbia. As __it __happened, they lucked out and got a moose. Unfortunately, they __were __about a mile from their truck. They were having a tough time __dragging the __animal by the hind legs when a Wildlife Biologist __happened upon them.____He said, "You know, the hair follicles on a moose __have a grain to them__that causes the hair to lie toward the back. __The way you are dragging __that__moose, it increases your coefficient __of friction by a huge margin. If __you__grab it by the antlers and __pull, you will find the work required to be __quite__minimal." ______The Engineers thanked him and started dragging the moose by the ____antlers. After about an hour, one Engineer said, "I can't believe how __easy __it is to move this moose this way. I sure am glad we ran __across that __Biologist."____"Yeah.", said the other. "But we'__ re getting further and further __away from our truck."
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