Good Little Kitty - Funny Pet Jokes, Humor, Music Comedy!

A little kid is sitting on a park bench __eating __abag of chocolates an old man walking by stops to say that if he ____continues to eat like that he won`t live very long; indignantly the __kid says __" oh yeah my grandfather lived to be 104 years old" the __old man __replies "i'm sure he did kid.but it wasn`t from eating all __that chocolate __"oh no sir" says the kid, it was by minding his own __business !

A little __girl was next in line. 'My __name's Curtain,' she said.__'I hope your first name is not Agnate __?'__'No, it's velvet !'

Little __Johnny's class were on an outing __to their local police station where __they saw pictures, of the ten __most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin __board. On the way out of the __police station Little Johnny said to the __officer, "it was so nice of __you to put my daddy's picture up there."

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Good Little Kitty - Funny Pet Jokes, Humor, Music Comedy!

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