Good Little Kitty - Funny Pet Jokes, Humor, Music Comedy!

Q: Why does the secret __service guard __Hillary so closely?__A: Because if something happens to her, Bill becomes __President!

Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin __on his __face?__A: He is stupid!

Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton ____were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one __day, __they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas. __It __seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillary's high __school love. ____They exchanged hellos, and went on their way. ______As they were driving on to their destination, Bill put his arm around ____Hillary and said, "Well, honey, if you had stayed with him, you __would __be the wife of a service station owner today." ____She __smirked and replied, "No, if I had stayed with him, he would be ____President of the United States."

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