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Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing ____home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies __pulled __out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and __continued __smoking. ____The lady asked, "What's that?" ____"A __condom," the other lady responded. "This way my cigarette __doesn't __get wet." ____"Where did you get it?" the other lady asked. ______"You can get them at any drugstore." ____The next day, the first __lady hobbled herself down to the local __drugstore and announced to __the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The __guy looked at her __kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years __of age), but __politely asks what brand she prefers. ____"It doesn't matter as long __as it fits a Camel." ____The pharmacist fainted.
How is a woman like a condom? __Both of them __spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
This guy __goes to the zoo one day. While __standing in front of the gorilla's cage, __a gust of wind swept some __dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, __the gorilla went crazy, __bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless.__When the guy came to __his senses, he reported the incident to the __zookeeper. Nodding, the __zookeeper explained that pulling down your eyelid __means "F**k you!" __in gorilla language. The explanation didn't make the __victim feel __any better and he vowed revenge.__The next day he purchased two large __knives, two party hats, two party __horns, and a large sausage. __Putting the sausage in his pants, he hurried __to the zoo and over to the __gorilla's cage, where he tossed a hat, a __knife, and a party __horn.__Knowing that gorillas were natural mimics, he put on a party hat. __The __gorilla looked at him, looked at the hat, and put it on. Next, he __picked __up his horn and blew on it. The gorilla picked up his __ horn and did the __same. Then the man picked up his knife, whipped __the sausage out of his __pants, and sliced it in half.__The gorilla __looked at the knife, looked at his own crotch, looked at __the man, __and pulled down his eyelid.
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