Good Little Kitty - Funny Pet Jokes, Humor, Music Comedy!

Doctor: You seem to be in ____excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.__Patient: That's __because you've got your hand on my watch!

Three nurses went to heaven, and were ____awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the __pearly __gates.____The first nurse said, "I worked in an __emergency room. We tried our __best to help patients, even though __occasionally we did lose one. I think I __deserve to go to heaven." St. Peter __looks at her file and admits her __to heaven.____The second nurse __says, "I worked in an operating room. It's a very __high stress __environment and we do our best. Sometimes the patients are __too sick and __we lose them, but overall we try very hard." St. Peter __looks at her __file and admits her to heaven.____The third nurse says, "I was a __case manager for an HMO."____St. Peter looks at her file. He pulls __out a calculator and starts __punching away at it furiously, constantly __going back to the nurse's file. __After a few minutes St. Peter __looks up, smiles, and says, __"Congratulations! You've been admi__ tted to heaven ... for five days!"________Harry was in the __hospital. He was an old man. From time to time the __young nurse came in __and said in a patronising tone, "And how are we doing __this __morning?"____Well, this is a story of revenge. Harry had received __breakfast, and __pulled the juice off the tray, and put it on his stand. He __had been given __a urine bottle to fill. The juice was apple juice. You __know where the __juice went.____The nurse came in, picked up the __urine bottle and said, "It seems we __are a little cloudy today..." __At this, Harry snatched the bottle out of __her hand, drinked its __contents, saying, "Well, I'll run it through __again, maybe I can filter __it better this time."

Doctor: "Good news you passed your __hearing test!"__Patient: "HUH"

More Jokes

[215] [216] [217] [218] [219] [3917] [3918] [3919] [3920] [3921] [3922] [3923] [3924] [3925] [3926] [3927] [3928] [3929] [3930] [3931] [3932] [3933] [3934] [3935] [3936] [3937] [3938] [3939] [3940] [3941] [3942] [3943] [3944] [3945] [3946] [3947] [3948] [3949] [3950] [3951] [3952] [3953] [3954] [3955] [3956] [3957] [3958] [3959] [3960] [3961] [3962] [3963] [3964] [3965] [3966] [3967] [3968] [3969] [3970] [3971] [3972] [3973] [3974] [3975] [3976] [3977] [3978] [3979] [3980] [3981] [3982] [3983] [3984] [3985] [3986] [3987] [3988] [3989] [3990] [3991] [3992] [3993] [3994] [3995] [3996] [3997] [3998] [3999] [4000] [4001] [4002] [4003] [4004] [4005] [4006] [4007] [4008] [4009] [4010] [4011] [4012] [4013] [4014] [4015] [4016] [4017] [4018] [4019] [4020] [4021] [4022] [4023] [4024] [4025] [4026] [4027] [4028] [4029] [4030] [4031] [4032] [4033] [4034] [4035] [4036] [4037] [4038] [4039] [4040] [4041] [4042] [4043] [4044] [4045] [4046] [4047] [4048] [4049] [4050] [4051] [4052] [4053] [4054] [4055] [4056] [4057] [4058] [4059] [4060] [4061] [4062] [4063] [4064] [4065] [4066] [4067] [4068] [4069] [4070] [4071] [4072] [4073] [4074] [4075] [4076] [4077] [4078] [4079] [4080] [4081] [4082] [4083] [4084] [4085]

Good Little Kitty - Funny Pet Jokes, Humor, Music Comedy!

A note from the jokemaster:

Welcome to our funny humor site! Look around, share a laugh or two and have fun!. Check out the links on the right for more awesome laughs, crazy games and silly videos! This site is updated every few days with new jokes and music comedy, so come back again...Thanks for visiting!! Don't forget to tip your waiter on your way out. Drive safely!