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Three men: an editor, a ____photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami. ____They decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. __Halfway __up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the __lamp a genie __appears and says "Normally I would grant you three __wishes, but since __there are three of you, I will grant you each one __wish."____The photographer went first. "I would like to spend the rest __of my __life living in a huge house in St. Thomas with no money __worries." The __genie granted him his wish and sent him on off to St. __Thomas.____The journalist went next. "I would like to spend the rest of __my life __living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean with no __money __worries." The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to __the __Mediterranean.____Last, but not least, it was the editor's __turn. "And what would your __wish be?" asked the genie.______ "I want them both back after lunch" replied the editor, "the ____deadline for tomorrow's newspaper is in about ten hours.
This guy __goes to the zoo one __day. While standing in front of the gorilla's cage, __a gust of wind __swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, __the gorilla __went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless.__When the __guy came to his senses, he reported the incident to the __zookeeper. __Nodding, the zookeeper explained that pulling down your eyelid ____means "F**k you!" in gorilla language. The explanation didn't make the ____victim feel any better and he vowed revenge.__The next day he __purchased two large knives, two party hats, two party __horns, and a large __sausage. Putting the sausage in his pants, he hurried __to the zoo __and over to the gorilla's cage, where he tossed a hat, a __knife, and __a party horn.__Knowing that gorillas were natural mimics, he put on a __party hat. The __gorilla looked at him, looked at the hat, and put it __on. Next, he picked __up his horn and blew on it. The gorilla__ picked up his horn and did the __same. Then the man picked up his __knife, whipped the sausage out of his __pants, and sliced it in __half.__The gorilla looked at the knife, looked at his own crotch, looked at ____the man, and pulled down his eyelid.
"Will I ever be able to race my __horse again" the owner asked the vet.__The vet replied, "You certainly __will, and you'll probably beat her __too!"
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