Good Little Kitty - Funny Pet Jokes, Humor, Music Comedy!

Everybody on earth __dies and goes __to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two __lines. One __line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the __other __line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want __all __the women to go with St Peter." ____Said and done, the next time __God looks the women are gone and there are __two lines. The line of the __men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on __the line of men that __dominated women there was only one man. ____God got mad and said. __"You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I __created you in my image, __and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at __the only one of my __sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from __him!" Tell them my __son how did you manage to be the only one on that line? ____The man __said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."

A cat and a mouse died on the same ____day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he asked them ____'How do you like it so far?' ____The mouse replied 'It's __great, but can I get a pair of roller __skates?' God said 'Sure', and __he gave him a pair of roller skates. ____The next day God saw the __cat and asked him 'How do you like it up here __so far?' and the cat __replied 'Great, I didn't know you had meals on __wheels up __here!'

St. Peter and Satan were having an __argument one day about __baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on __neutral grounds between a __select team from the heavenly host and __his own hand-picked boys. "Very __well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven. __"But you realize, I hope, that __we've got all the good players and __the best coaches." "I know, and __that's all right," Satan answered __unperturbed. "We've got all the __umpires."

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Good Little Kitty - Funny Pet Jokes, Humor, Music Comedy!

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