Good Little Kitty - Funny Pet Jokes, Humor, Music Comedy!

A __young woman was appearing in court to face __a public disorder charge. The __charges were read out, and she was __asked how she pleaded. "Not __guilty," the woman answered __emphatically.____The prosecution council then approached the woman and said: "Is __it __true that on the 11th of December, last year, you committed an __act of __gross indecency with a one-legged dwarf - who was waving a __union jack - on __the roof of a car, whilst travelling at over 100mph __through the center __of London, in a blizzard?"____The woman __composed herself, looked straight at the prosecution council __and calmly __said: "What was the date again?"

How many judges does it take to __change a __light bulb?__Just one; he holds it still and the whole world revolves __around him.__Just one, but two lawyers have to explain him how to do __it.

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the ____courtroom?__Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!

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