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A prosecuting attorney called his first witness, ____a grandmotherly, elderly woman, to the stand. He approached her and ____asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"____She responded, "Why, __yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you __since you were a __young boy. And frankly, you've been a big __disappointment to me. You __lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and __talk about __them behind their backs. You think you're a rising big shot __when you __haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to __anything __more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."____The lawyer was __stunned. Not knowing what else to do he pointed across __the room and __asked, "Mrs. Williams, do you know the defense attorney?"____She __again replied, "Why, yes I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he __was a __youngster, too. I used to baby-sit him for his parents. And he, ____too, has been a real disappointment to me. He's lazy, bigoted, __ he has a __drinking problem. The man can't build a normal __relationship with anyone __and his law practice is one of the shoddiest in the __entire state. Yes, __I know him."____At this point, the judge __rapped the courtroom to silence and called __both counselors to the __bench. In a very quiet voice, he said with menace, __"If either of you __asks her if she knows me, you'll be jailed for __contempt!"
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