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One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular ____diamond ring. ____"Where did you get that ring?" her husband __asks. ____"Well, she replies, "my boss and I played the lotto and we __won, so I __bought it with my share of the winnings. ____A week __later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat. ____"Where did __you get that coat?" her husband asks. ____She replies "My boss and __played the lotto and we won again, so I __bought it with my share of __the winnings. ____Another week later, his wife comes home, driving __in a red Ferrari. ____"Where did you get that car?" her husband __asks. Again she repeats the __same story about the lotto and her share __of the winnings. ____That night, his wife asks him to pour her a __nice warm bath while she __gets undressed. When she enters the bathroom, __she find that there is __barely enough water in the bath to cover the __plug at the far end. ____"And this?" she asks her husband. "__ Well," he replies, "we don't __want to get your lotto ticket wet, __do we?!"
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