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A retiring farmer in preparation for selling ____his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every __house __in his town. ____To the houses where the man is the boss, he __gave a horse. To the houses __where the woman is the boss, a chicken __was given. ____He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple __outside gardening. __"Who's the boss around here?" he asked. ______"I am." said the man. ____"I have a black horse and a brown __horse," the farmer said, "which __one would you like?" ____The man __thought for a minute and said, "The black one." ____"No, no, no, get __the brown one." the man's wife said. ____"Here's your chicken." __said the farmer.
"What's wrong, sonny?" __asked the old __timer sympathetically, coming over__to the little kid who was sitting on __the curb, crying his heart out.__"I'm crying 'cause I can't do __what the big boys do!" So the old __man sat __down and wept too.
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother ____started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and __we __don't know where the hell she is.
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