Good Little Kitty - Funny Pet Jokes, Humor, Music Comedy!

A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated ____Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.____The officer asked, "Can __you describe the person who did this to you?"____The Irishman __replied, "That's what I was doing when he hit __me."

When Mike got arrested, they told him, __"Anything you say will be held __against you."____Mike said, "Claudia __Schiffer's breasts."

A man leaves a bar, __gets into his car and __drives away. 200 yards further he's stopped by a __police officer. ____Officer: "Good evening sir. We're testing drivers for drunken ____driving. Would you please blow into this machine?". __Man: "I'm sorry, __I can't do that. I have asthma. If I blow on that __machine I will __get out of air". __Officer: "Please come along to the office and we __can give you a blood __test". __Man: "I can't do that. I have anemia __and if you stick a needle in me __I will bleed to death". ____Officer: "Then you'll have to get out and walk 5 yards along this __white __line". __Man: "Can't do that either". __Officer: "Why not?". Man: __"Because I'm dead drunk".

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Good Little Kitty - Funny Pet Jokes, Humor, Music Comedy!

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