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A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who __were __training to become detectives. To test their skills in __recognizing a __suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 second and __then hides __it.____"This is your suspect, how would you recognize __him?"____The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him __fast because __he only has one eye!"____The policeman says, __"Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his ____PROFILE."____Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture ____for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your ____suspect, how would you recognize him?"____The second blonde giggles, __flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too __easy to catch because he __only has one ear!"____The policeman angrily responds, "What's the __matter with you two?? Of __course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING __because it's a picture of __his profile!! Is that the best ans__ wer you can come up with?"____Extremely frustrated at this point, __he shows the picture to the third __blonde and in a very testy voice __asks, "This is your suspect, how would __you recognize __him?"____He quickly adds "...think hard before giving me a stupid __answer."____The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, ____"Hmmmm...the suspect wears contact lenses."____The policeman is __surprised and speechless because he really doesn't __know himself if the __suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an __interesting __answer...wait here for a few minutes while I check his file __and I'll get __back to you on that."____He leaves the room and goes to his office, __checks the suspect's file __in his computer, and comes back with a __beaming smile on his face. "Wow! __I can't believe it...it's TRUE! __The suspect does in fact wear contact __lenses. Good work! How were __you able to make such an astute __observation?"____"That's e__ asy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses __because __he only has one eye and one ear."
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