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Two men were walking home after a Halloween __party and __decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for __laughs. Right in __the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a __tap-tap-tapping noise __coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with __fear, they found an old __man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away __at one of the headstones. __"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said __after catching his breath, "You __scared us half to death -- we thought __you were a ghost! What are you __doing working here so late at night?" __"Those fools!" the old man __grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"
Can you spell very happy with three __letters?__XTC (ecstasy).
THE teacher announced that to __practice __spelling, each member of the class would say what their fathers did ____for a living and then spell the occupation. __Mary went first. "My Dad __is a baker, b-a-k-e-r, and if he were here, __he would give everyone __a cookie." __Next came Tommy. "My dad is a banker, b-a-n-k-e-r, and __if he were __here, he'd give each of us a quarter." __Third came __Jimmy. "My dad is an electrician.'' But after struggling __through a __number of attempts to spell the word, the teacher asked him __to sit __and think about it for a moment while she called on someone else. ____She then turned to Johnny. __"My dad's a bookie, b-o-o-k-i-e," Johnny __said. "And if he were __here, he'd lay you 8 to 5 that Jimmy ain't __never gonnaspell __electrician."
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